ASTRAL ODYSSEY: OUR BEST DILDO FAN MAIL
Thrilling Tales Of Your Best Dildo Exploits & Escapades
We’re honored that you’ve chosen Pris Toys for your pleasure quest. Our passion for crafting the ultimate orgasm inspired us to form Pris Toys. Your fun is our mission, fulfilled.
We love to hear your tales of erotic explorations. The fan mail we receive is a total blast, so we can’t resist sharing. Here are some of our favorites from your recountings of voyages in bliss.
Cyborgasmic Cyborg Trinity
“Cyborg Trinity is everything that your god-tier Android Trinity has to offer the universe…
…BUT IT’S GOT BALLS TOO!
That slap is sooooooooooo satisfying. My mind is blown by those balls. They’re the ultimate upgrade to the best dildo on the market for anyone looking for a triple density toy.
Cybernetic dreams come true! Thank you!!”
WARP SPEED SENTINEL
“Massive thanks for this fucking monster! Sentinel packs serious heft. I’m glad I went for dual density for some squish because it’s THICK…
I got the optional Vac-U-Lock hole so I could break it in with my new Alpha Fuck Machine. As it got going that stretch got me squirming and the shape of it against my prostate had me seeing through time and space.
As I jacked up the fuck machine RPM while pumping up the stroke depth, getting down to the base was the perfect final challenge. I won, and now I feel like a winner every damn day.”
Nova Supernova
“Nova blows my MIND!
I had the most unreal, no-fucking-around, phenomenal earth-shattering make-me-weep messed-up AMAZING biggest orgasm.
Is it creepy of me to thank you for this? I don’t want to be creepy and I’m not sure if it’s appropriate or not, but I’d feel wrong not to let you know this toy basically changed my life.
It shook my soul and I shall write poems and songs of its greatness.
So yeah, I’ve gotta say thanks and thanks again!”
Mystical Pegasus Ride
“Pegasus is my new favorite ride!
I’ve always mostly grinded and vibed and hadn’t been huge on penetration, but I’ve been warming up to it, and this is the best dildo I’ve found in dual density that isn’t way too big for what I like!
Please please please make even more small toys for those of us who aren’t looking for something huge!
The Vac-U-Lock hole addition works great with my Sybian. It’s perfect in my pegging harness, just the right amount of bendy. The color’s so pretty too!
I just ordered a Night Tide Solaris and the little Deep Space Asteroid. I’m so glad you offer rush shipping because I can’t wait!
Tell Us Of Your Adventures
These are the chronicles of legendary quests. Choose your own adventure. Go wild!
